12 Humour — Things Your Mother Wouldn’t Say"Be good and I'll buy you a motorcycle for your birthday!"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?""Don's bother wearing a jacket — it's quite warm out."Let me smell that shirt — yeah, it's good for another week."I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity.?"Yeah, I used to skip school, too.?"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery."Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?humour 幽默motorcycle 摩托车on earth 究竟 smell 闻cluttered 混乱的sign 预兆，表现creativity 创造力skip 跳cheery 愉快的幽默——母亲不会说的话“你表现好，我就给你买辆摩托车作为生日礼物！”“你怎么能够坐得这么远看电视呢？”“不用麻烦再穿夹克衫了——外面很暖和。”“让我闻闻这件衬衫——好，还可以再穿一个星期。”“我觉得乱七八糟的卧室也是创造力的表现。”“好，我以前也逃过课。”“就让所有的灯都开着吧……这样的房间更令人愉快。”“你可以把音乐开得再响一点吗？这样我也可以欣赏它。”